Oh hey, you’re on your phone. Cute.
Listen, I didn’t design this site for your thumbs. Not because I hate mobile — I don’t. I text like a maniac and doomscroll with the best of them. But this site? It’s meant to be seen, not pinched and squinted at between Instagram reels and existential dread. Yeah, the industry says "make it responsive" — the industry also says reboots are original ideas. You can view it on your phone, just like you can drive a car with your foot. Doesn’t mean you should. Do yourself a favor: open it on a real screen. Or don’t. I’m not your life coach.